Alcuin college

walls are so thin that you can hear everything, any slight noise in the kitchen can be heard through every room and into the rooms at the end of the corridor. doors slam loudly. kitchen doors have alarms which scream and can be heard in the whole building. cleaning staff friendly but rules too strict. lift breaks down a lot, scary. circuit laundry is a bane on my life. £140 per week for 130 sqft but at least I got my own toilet

Incredibly expensive accom in a particularly quaint area of the university. Routinely nothing do to or organised.