Did they say lie on your front or your back...
1. I am SO ready to be relaxed.
2. Oh god I have to take my clothes off.
3. Am I doing this spa day thing right?
4. Did they say lie on your front or back?
5. Are they coming back in or am I going to be stuck under this towel on this bed forever?
6. Shit I forgot to shave my armpits.
7. What if I get so relaxed I fall asleep?
8. Oh god what if I fart?
9. Is my nipple hanging out?
10. How long have I been in here?
11. That's a bit too hard but am I going to say so.....lol nooooo.
12. I wonder how weird I look right now
13. Am I dribbling?
14. Aaand it's over. Am I relaxed? I can't tell.
After my recent spa day, I've come to the conclusion that no matter what, I will always be thinking about it way too much to fully relax. Is this going to stop me going on spa days? Hell naah.